Trollem Ipsum is fun. Here’s what a typical confident Android troll says:
Fanboi, besides Apple copied Android’s notifications, above all marketing as a result cult of Steve then it didn’t even have copy and paste. Hypnotised in order that you suck, however toys apparently you’d buy shit if Apple sold it, eventually Apple copied LG when fanboi. Overpriced therefore professional fanboy such a it’s open. Death-grip for example ass-kissing, this is why fanboy, due to Gruber.
And Gruber responds:
Profit not marketshare apparently get your popcorn, thus sure.
Not far from true.