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Grandpa’s London Underground map

In the year 1960, my grandpa went to Great Britain as a member of one of the first tourist groups from the USSR. It was quite a trip for a soviet engineer. When he was still alive, he recounted the trip and even showed me this Welsh newspaper with his picture and a mention of him:

But there is something he did not show me, and I did not ask. Among his papers was found an actual map of the London Underground (and a ticket):

It is amazing that he brought and saved it. There is even a name of Harry Beck in the left bottom corner:

If he went to London a year later, I would not be so lucky, as in 1961 the brilliant Beck’s diagram was replaced by the miserable Hatchinson’s one. In 1964 the design for improved but the diagram never looked quite that good.

The hope for a beautiful iPhone

When I first saw the leaked pictures of iPhone 4, I thought, no way, this cannot be true, it is ugly as hell. Why do all these sites even publish the pictures? Clearly, they are fake.

Turned out, I was wrong: the pictures were real. Interestingly, when Apple announced it, Steve Jobs even had to vindicate the design explaining how the lines on the edges were actually part of an antenna, and so it was a brilliant design. I was disappointed.

Turned out, I was wrong to be disappointed: when I saw the phone in an Apple store, it made a good impression. It looked much, much better in person than in any photos, including Apple’s own official ones.

A couple of years later Apple has shown iPhone 5. To me it looked even uglier than the iPhone 4 on the pictures. But having learned my lesson I decided to not make any conclusions before I saw the device in person. I thought that it will look much better in real life.

Turned out, I was wrong, again: the iPhone 5 is ugly, even in person. I’m still using my old, slow iPhone 4 and I don’t want to switch.

Here is the iPhone 5:

The top is a pain to look at. The camera is positioned randomly in a stripe of plastic:

It wants more air around it, it doesn’t want to be squeezed there like this.

Also look how it’s misaligned relatively to the corner:

And the way this stupid piece of plastic is touching the antenna band gaps on the sides?

So sloppy.

Compare with the design of the iPhone 4:

Everything is balanced, everything is where it should be.

I was hoping that they would change the design for the next iPhone so I could finally have something to replace my old iPhone 4 with. But going by the latest rumors, the design will stay the same, so I am sad. By the way, the rumored “cheap” version (aka iPhone 5C) looks better:

Anyway after you’ve seen and held in hand the iPod touch (no-camera version) everything looks and feels wrong. I wonder, how many years should pass for us to see an iPhone that is well designed?

Wait, you mean they print this every day?

John Gruber telling a story about two young women and a newspaper on a counter in Starbucks:

I’m gonna just say there are twentyish. And they had a New York Times on the counter in front of them. And one young woman was explaining to the other — and I know it sounds comical, and I don’t think she was stupid, but I think she grew up on the Internet. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was in fact a college student, I don’t think she was living in a cave or something.

But the one really had no idea what a newspaper was, and she said to the other one: “Wait, you mean they print this every day?”

And the other one says: “Yes, exactly”.

And the other one goes: “Why would they do that?”

And she was clearly impressed.

I am also twentyish (okay, I’m 28) and I am also impressed. I find it amazing that people still print stuff. I have no reasonable explanation as to why would anyone buy a newspaper, unless they are a designer liking the layout. I was profoundly surprised by Apple’s announcement of Airprint a couple of years ago: it felt like I was taken back to the 1990s — by Apple, that is. Printing, Apple, are you serious? Come on.

Apparently, printing is still a thing.

Anyway, I was thinking lately: what will look really weird when one watches a today’s movie five or ten years from now? A criminal taking a SIM card out of a phone and throwing it away probably will. What is that thing, right? Or taking an SD card out of a camera to secure the pictures. Why, aren’t the pictures online already?

Fast forward some more years, and we’ll hear questions like, why does he need to hold this thing next to his ear to talk to someone? Why is she holding this thing in front of her saying “cheese” to her children? Why is he holding that round thing in his hands when riding a car? Why does she look so old if she is just 80 years old?

The future is awesome.

Paris road marking experiments

Oleg Andreev sent me a couple of pictures of Paris experiments with pedestrian crossings marking:

Here’s a sign about the experiment:

I like the first approach, where the stripes turn 90° and the roles change: now the cars cross the pedestrians’ way, not the other way around. Also, the third design matches the London one. They don’t use “zebras” in London, just put the small dots on the egdes:

See also: photos from The Netherlands, where the new road markings are being tested on the highways.

A stylus and a touchscreen

One of Steve Jobs’s quotes goes:

If they need a stylus, they blew it

Does it mean that no device and no app should ever be used with a stylus? I do not think so and I suppose neither did Steve. The key word is need.

A stylus for a touchscreen is the same as a pencil for the “real life”. There is a place for it, but it is not required. Your fridge does not require a pencil to open it. Your bed does not require a pencil to take a nap on it. And so your smartphone does not require a stylus to make a call.

But when you draw something, you usually want a tool: a pencil or a brush — or a stylus, if you use an iPad. Styli are not included with the iPads, but make perfect sense as separate products.

Forebruary FAQ

Wow, Forebruary was an accidental hit. I’m getting lots of feedback and questions, so I thought I should answer some here. Thank you so much for your feedback!

I want to print it, do you have a PDF?
No, sorry. Printing is cheap these days, so if you are OK with a printed calendar, why not just print a usual calendar every month? Forebruary should be made from nice and expensive materials, it should look great next to a beautiful clock, like this Newgate:

How is Forebruary pronounced?
Starts like “forever”, continues like a month name.

Why a month name?
Because it looks like a wide month.

I already saw this idea before!
Oh? I have not. I’m not sure what I am supposed to do now that you’ve told me, but thank you anyway.

How should I know how many days a particular month has?
Forebruary cannot help with it, it only matches a week day to a date. Many watches also have 31 (or more, sic!) days, you manually reset them to the first each month. If you consider it a major drawback, then Forebruary won’t suit you.

How should I know where to move the frame when a month begins?
You consult your phone, or computer, or even another calendar. It’s like setting time on your clock: you look at another clock you know is correct and adjust yours accordingly.

Why haven’t you put the week days on the frame?
I removed them right before publication. It looks cleaner sans them and works just as well.

What about people whose weeks start on Sundays?
An alternatively painted frame can be produced for the countries where week starts on a weekend, no big deal.

How to buy it?
There is no way so far — Forebruary exists only as a picture. I will update the site if this changes (use RSS or Twitter to follow me). I am actually thrilled by how many people asked this question. Thank you all guys.

I would like to invite you to look through my other projects and generally make yourself at home on my site. I am particularly proud of my work on the Moscow Metro map.

Forebruary

It has always bugged me that every year people produce and sell wall calendars for the next year. It is hard not to notice that there are only seven different months. Even one full-year calendar already has duplicate months. When something bugs a designer, designer makes a project.

Intoducing Forebruary, an endless wall calendar. The movable frame above the surface contains the month needed. Here is August 2013:

The red stripe denotes the weekend. For the United States, where week starts on Sunday (but Sunday is anyway considered a part of weekend), alternative frames can be produced.

Instead of paper, nice materials are used to produce Forebruary. That’s because it is not a throwaway thing. It is designed to look good next to a clock.

London Underground voice announcements

Here is my collection of the London Underground voice announcements. This post has been significantly updated twice (in March 2014 and in May 2016). I still don’t have any announcements from the Metropolitan and Waterloo & City lines, and the DLR.

Car line diagrams source: Transport for London


The “Mind the Gap” announcement

First of all, the famous “Mind the Gap” announcement:


Bakerloo line

Bakerloo line

Only one regular announcement:

And one overlapped with a service announcement:

And a service update on Baker Street:


Central line

Central line

Lancaster Gate — Marble Arch (towards Epping):

Marble Arch — Bond Street (towards West Ruislip):

Just in case you would like to imagine yourself travelling the whole way between the two stations, here is a full recording of that:

Liverpool Street — Bank (towards Ealing Broadway):

Greenford — Northolt:


Circle line

Circle line

Tower Hill — Liverpool Street:

Farringdon:

Baker Street:

Train operator announcement about short delay at Baker Street:

Train operator announcement at Aldgate:


District line

District line

Paddington:

Bayswater:

Chiswick Park:

Turnham Green:

Sloane Square:


Hammersmith & City line

Hammersmith & City line

Great Portland Street, Euston Square:


Jubilee line

Operator announcement at Canary Wharf:

Canary Wharf — North Greenwich:


Northern line

Northern line

Moorgate — Euston (towards High Barnet via Bank):

The Hammersmith & City line is called just “Hammersmith” line in these announcements.

Euston (towards Morden via Bank):

Euston — Camden Town (towards Edgware via Charing Cross):

Goodge Street (towards Kennington):

King’s Cross St. Pancras — Moorgate (towards Morden via Bank):

It is notable that on the Jubilee and Northern lines, they say “this train terminates at S” instead of “this is a L line service / train to S”. I also like the Northern-line expression “This train terminates at Morden via Bank” as a shorthand for “This is a Bank branch train, and it terminates at Morden”.


Piccadilly line

Piccadilly line

Covent Garden — Green Park (towards Rayners Lane, Uxbridge):

Barons Court — Hammersmith (towards Uxbridge)

Osterley towards Heathrow, including announcements for the customers who took the wrong train to Heathrow:


Victoria line

Victoria line

Red signal:

Victoria — King’s Cross St. Pancras (towards Seven Sisters, Walthamstow Central, including announcement of suspended lines):

Highbury & Islington — Brixton (including announcements on a weekend when many services were suspended):

Notice, that the suspended Northern line was not even listed in the “change” section.

Here the Northern Line announcement is shortened. I thought it was because the whole announcement was getting too long, but hold on.

Here, the Northern line announcement is shortened again, but the overall announcement is not nearly as long. So I have no clue.

There is no Northern line on Oxford Circus, but it’s mentioned nevertheless, presumably due to its importance (the Hammersmith & City was mentioned only at King’s Cross).

An operator announcement at Euston:


London Overground

London Overground

West Brompton:

Wandsworth Road, Clapham High Street:

Here are some platform announcements at Queen’s Park:


National Rail


Other announcements

This announcement on Highbury & Islington turned out to be very useful for my own journey planning:

A recording of a train operator explaining a delay with a red signal, the quality is very poor:

More train operator announcements:

On a station of the Bakerloo or District line:

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Do you have any interesting London Underground announcements recorded? Please send them to me at ilyabirman@ilyabirman.net.

This post has been updated on March 17th, 2014 with recordings sent by Yaroslav Eremenko (all the Northern line and some others) and another reader who preferred anonymity

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